Friday, June 6, 2008

Precotious dinner party

Listen! I have wahboard abs and I know the differences in the hitting the floor and hitting the ceiling and let tell you, my dedicated readers all something right here right now, I am the best thing to ever happen to this world since the Chicago Cubs last won the world series in 1908! Why, I am super hot and I am super smart because I take every day my omega 3 vitamins and I get the best kind in the world because it is made with real bits of panther so you know its real and enjoy all of the omega 3 benefits I can handle brother. I also pay close attention to the orac value of my food intake as well, because if their is anything the dating scene has tought me, it is the fact that you can never be to careful. I am never to careful I may kick ass all day long but that doesn’t mean that I am not a careful goose as well.
Posted by Elmore at 19:42:51
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